i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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