Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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