the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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