Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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