Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize