have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Congratulations! We have a period
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
