I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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