Betty ford says i'm here all night
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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