i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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