How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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