I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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