I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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