We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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