The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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