last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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