Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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