is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
