Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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