operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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