we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
