You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
