Pappa wants mamma naked
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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