Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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