We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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