found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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