K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
