no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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