I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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