whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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