i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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