Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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