Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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