I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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