just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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