These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Randomize