Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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