I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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