In the future we'll all be gay
Your tits are I can't wait for
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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