Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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