Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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