There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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