Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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