I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We're too hungover to prance.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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