eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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