We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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