His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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