dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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