fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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