I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
do herpes really smell.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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