I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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