Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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