Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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