So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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