I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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