I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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