We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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