Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Text me some of your sweat
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