Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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