i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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