My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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