what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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