i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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