guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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